Voltorb

 Number 100 in the Pokedex,Voltorbs are an Electric-type Pokemon resembling a Pokeball,only 10 times larger. They are insane as hell and will explode in contact with the slightest bump. Cowards... They evolve into Electrode.

Likes

 * Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* WTF? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!-ing
 * Electricity
 * Trainers
 * Eating Pokepoop,I mean Pokefood.
 * Battles
 * Battling Flying and Water Types.
 * Electrodes
 * Kangaroos
 * Big Tits
 * Raping Little Kid

Dislikes

 * Being Mistaken As A Pokeball
 * Radish Grown In Canada.
 * Battling Dragon and Earth Types.
 * Mewtwo
 * Barney
 * Spongebob
 * Pox

Quotes

 * Voltorb...Voltorb...
 * Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* WTF? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 * Alakazam!