Barney

 Barney is a happy and caring pink dinosaur and the star of a show of the same name. He rapes little kids out-of-screen. HE LOVES THEM AND THEY LOVE HIM. Barney chops off kid's head and eats them with a bulb of onion.

Likes

 * RAPIN' LITTLE KIDS
 * Singing Cheesy Love Songs
 * Dinosaur Route
 * Dinosaur Costumes
 * Purple
 * Spinach
 * Cheese
 * EATING CHOPPED KID'S HEART
 * Onions
 * Money

Dislikes

 * Chuck Norris
 * His Job
 * Rival Shows
 * Canadian Channel
 * Raymond

Quotes

 * YOU LOVE ME! I HATE YOU! LET'S KILL BARNEY WITH THE HUGE SHOE! WITH A SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK BARNEY'S ON THE FLOOR! NO MORE HAPPY DINOSAUR!
 * Idiot Boob!